Funny Questions

Last post 10-30-2008 10:57 AM by Luis Martin. 9 replies.
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  • 10-30-2008 4:39 AM

    Funny Questions

      1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


       2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


       3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


       4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
    called Holes?


       5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


       6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


       7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
    terrible?


       8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


       9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


       10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
    parking lots?


       11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?


       12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat??   Human ??


       13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
    this??

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  • 10-30-2008 7:21 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?

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    Frank Kalis
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  • 10-30-2008 7:30 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    FrankKalis:

    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?

    Yes. It seems everyone is busy

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  • 10-30-2008 7:33 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!

  • 10-30-2008 8:47 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Adriaan:

    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!

     

    Nice play on words... Smile

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    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
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  • 10-30-2008 8:48 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Madhivanan:

    FrankKalis:

    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?

    Yes. It seems everyone is busy

     

    I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.

    --
    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator http://www.sql-server-performance.com
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org
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  • 10-30-2008 9:48 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Adriaan:

    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!

    Good Naming Smile

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  • 10-30-2008 9:49 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    FrankKalis:

    Madhivanan:

    FrankKalis:

    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?

    Yes. It seems everyone is busy

     

    I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.

    All the best Smile

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  • 10-30-2008 9:54 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Thanks! It's been in test for the last couple of weeks...

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    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Contributing Editor, Writer & Forum Moderator http://www.sql-server-performance.com
    Webmaster: http://www.insidesql.org
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  • 10-30-2008 10:57 AM In reply to

    Re: Funny Questions

    Big SmileBig Smile 

    Luis Martin
    Moderator
    SQL-Server-Performance.com

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