(3rd one down) http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Taking-It-Outside-.aspx
http://www.networkworld.com/news/2007/092007-no-price-hike-sql-server.html I missed this news from PASS. My first thoughts are, hmmm, not sure if I...
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in...
I am getting this problem intermittently on 2005 servers. No jobs will run, they just error with 'Unable to retrieve steps for job XXXX' errors....
Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine...
I woke up, in a 'one stop' process requiring a subtle paradigm shift. I was in my bed at home, a complete integrated platform. The Sunâ„¢ was...
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I enjoyed this one... http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/The-Pie-T-Department.aspx
Excellent blog on how compression works in Katmai here...
This is a test for Intelligent People. The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and will tell you if you are qualified to be a...
I have a couple of servers with Next-Generation Opteron 2216 HE / 2.4 GHz dual-core procs. On one of them I am getting the following errors in the...
Yesterday I had a nasty mirroring problem. The principal and the mirror server are both running SQL Server 2005 64-bit Enterprise Edition. Witness...
Always great stuff on there, I did like this one though... http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Mounting_and_Screwing.aspx
We have a server, 2005 Enterprise Edition 64-bit. This is fairly old, but it has 4GB RAM and 4 X 2.8GHz processors. It is running a new application...
What do you guys think about this? We all know that Enterprise Edition of 2005 is very, very expensive. But without it you cannot use any of the...
Hello all, I have a problem with a CLR function. This is something I have inherited (I need hardly add!), I am using it to manage file deletion for...
Do you know how many schemas you can create in a database? It is a large number, I presume, looking at the system table. I haven't been able to find...
I have a problem with a full-text index on a live server. A user reported errors with FTI queries yesterday, either returning no results or...
On various servers (Windows 2000 Std SP4 + SQL Server 2000 Std SP3a + hotfixes) I am seeing very weird behaviour with SQLLiteSpeed 2005 (v.4.0.2.9)....
We have a development Analysis Services server. Windows 2003 Server, v2000 Analysis Services + SP3a. It's a PC only, with 1 IDE disk and a 2GHz...
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