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5 Star Hotel ,Menus and Servent

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Madhivanan, Apr 11, 2008.

  1. Madhivanan Moderator

    Conversation between Servent and a customer
    Question: What would you like to have... Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?
    Answer: Tea please.
    Question: Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?
    Answer: Ceylon tea.
    Question: How would you like it? Black or white?
    Answer: White
    Question: Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?
    Answer: With milk.
    Question: Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk
    Answer: With cow milk please.
    Question: Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?
    Answer: Um, I'll take it black.
    Question: Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?
    Answer: With sugar.
    Question: Beet sugar or cane sugar?
    Answer: Cane sugar.
    Question: White, brown or yellow sugar?
    Answer: Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead. Question: Mineral water or still water?
    Answer: Mineral water.
    Question: Flavored or non-flavored?
    Answer: I'll rather die of thirst.
  2. Luis Martin Moderator

  3. satya Moderator

    LOL... this reminds a scene from a movie I saw couple of years ago... as you tend to get such a repetition within Indian cinema [:)].
    THe good thing is folks have started the FF culture again...keep up.
  4. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [:D] poor customer

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