SQL Server Performance

7 Top Tips in how to fail exams

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by thomas, Aug 23, 2007.

  1. thomas New Member

  2. satya Moderator

    The images are not shown properly, probably you could try posting links [;)].
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

  4. satya Moderator

    Damn, I can check from home only as they are blocked from work [6][+o(]
  5. Luis Martin Moderator

    The 7.jpg is correct answer.[:p]
    The guy find it!.
  6. thomas New Member

    <P mce_keep="true">[quote user="Luis Martin"] <P>&nbsp;The 7.jpg is correct answer.<IMG alt="Stick out tongue" src="http://sql-server-performance.com/Community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif"></P><P>The guy find it!.</P><P mce_keep="true">[/quote]</P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P mce_keep="true">Yeah give him an A* !!</P>
  7. Madhivanan Moderator

  8. FrankKalis Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true">Luis, that is soo chauvinistic. </P><P mce_keep="true"><IMG style="WIDTH: 35px; HEIGHT: 39px" height=39 src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/action-smiley-060.gif" width=35 mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/action-smiley-060.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/grinning-smiley-043.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/grinning-smiley-043.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P>
  9. Madhivanan Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true">Frank, I think you have lot of funny images [:D]&nbsp; <P mce_keep="true">[quote user="FrankKalis"] <P>Luis, that is soo chauvinistic. </P><P><IMG style="WIDTH: 35px; HEIGHT: 39px" height=39 alt="" src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/action-smiley-060.gif" width=35></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P>&nbsp;<IMG alt="" src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/grinning-smiley-043.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P>[/quote]
  10. FrankKalis Moderator

    Yes, I've collected them over the years on the internet. And now finally I can use them [:)]
  11. Madhivanan Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true">[quote user="FrankKalis"] <P>Yes, I've collected them over the years on the internet. And now finally I can use them <IMG alt=Smile src="http://sql-server-performance.com/Community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif"></P><P>[/quote]</P><P>So we can expect more on Fridays [:)]</P>
  12. FrankKalis Moderator

    Definitely!
  13. satya Moderator

    Wish you can share with us, say links ... [;)].
  14. FrankKalis Moderator

  15. dineshasanka Moderator

    1.jpg is correct too
  16. satya Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true"><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/cool008.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/cool008.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/131.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/131.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/finger022.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/finger022.gif"></P><P mce_keep="true">[quote user="FrankKalis"] <P>There you go: <A href="http://www.insidesql.de/downloads/smilies.zip">http://www.insidesql.de/downloads/smilies.zip</A></P>[/quote]
  17. FrankKalis Moderator

    How do I have to understand the second smilie? [;)]
  18. satya Moderator

    <P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;</P><P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/liebe002.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/liebe002.gif"></P>Thats for me... for not taking advantage of these smileys that are freely available.... <P mce_keep="true">&nbsp;<IMG src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/prost.gif" mce_src="http://www.insidesql.de/images/prost.gif"></P>
  19. FrankKalis Moderator

Share This Page