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9 Words Women Use

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
    right and you need to shut up.

    2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

    3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and
    you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing
    usually end in fine.

    4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

    5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement
    often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
    idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing
    with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how an d when you will pay for your mistake.

    7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say
    you're welcome.

    8. Whatever: Is a women's way of saying F@#$%^U!

    9. Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning
    this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
    is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's
    wrong?" For the woman's response refer to #3.

  2. thomas New Member

    "Nothing. This means something."
    ha ha ha ha ha
  3. techbabu303 New Member

    Well came to know about this after 3years of Marriage [:)]
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Experience speaks? [:)]
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    How true...[:D]
  6. satya Moderator

    6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can
    make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before
    deciding how an d when you will pay for your mistake.

    LOL Luis, for me above is most experienced on 10 years journey [;)].
  7. ghemant Moderator

    [:D][quote user="Luis Martin"]2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour.
    Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more
    minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
    [/quote] [:D] [:D]

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