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A collegian's Love Letter to foreign girl

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Sep 23, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to
    marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So
    he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a
    letter of proposal to her.

    THIS IS WHAT HE WROTE ......

    My Darling

    Most worthy of your estimation, after a long consideration and much
    meditation, I have a strong inclination to become your relation.

    As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication,
    that I have passed my matriculation, no doubt without any hesitation and
    very little concentrated preparation. What you say to the solemnization
    of our marriage celebration according to the population of the present
    generation.

    On your approbation of this application, I shall make preparation to
    improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration
    and commiseration, it will be an augmentation of the joy and exultation
    of our joint dissimulation.

    Thanking you in anticipation and with devotion.

    I remain,
    A victim of your fascination


    THE GIRL REPLIES

    Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

    Congaratulations for your lengthy narration, of course, full of affection,
    aimed at an affliction for a combination, which on examination, I find it
    a fine presentation of your co-operation, but your inclination to become
    my relation should embrace more qualification so that you may reach high
    position.

    You have passed the matriculation examination with little concentration
    and preparartion. What about my graduation after much concentration and
    botheration? So improve your situation in education and make an application
    by acquisition of post graduation, the minimum qualification for the
    consideration of our marriage celebration. After your education, attend
    the convocation and before taking your photo for circulation, undergo
    beautification.

    Further, strict observation of the following conditions is the regulation
    for determination of our relation:

    1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
    2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of "any
    other" fascination, and
    3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

    In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

    Unaffected by your affection

    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Nice Conversation, imagination with full of Concentration[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. Adriaan New Member

    Sounds like one of those laid-back hiphop artists trying to fill out the rhythm. [8D]

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