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A Lady, a Frog and 3 wishes

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Aug 12, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.Whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That's okay."


    For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis who women will flock to." The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful woman in the world!


    For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!

    The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

    Moral of the story:

    Womenn are clever. Don't mess with them.


    Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good.


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    The man had a heart attack ten times milder than woman!!


    Moral of the story:

    Women are really dumb but think they're really smart (though some are really).

    Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show orwardSourceID

    hsGoswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami
  2. dineshasanka Moderator

    Nice.second part (The man had a heart attack ten times milder than woman!! ) is new to me[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    >> The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

    seems to be myth


    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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