A Thursday Funny

My wife, who is from Mexico, received the following. She translated it for all of us to enjoy. This must have been written by a women. Do you think my wife is dropping me a subtle hint?


Hombre Virus: Cuando menos lo esperas, se instala en tu departamento y va apoderándose de todos tus espacios. Si intentas desinstalarlo, vas a perder muchas cosas; si no lo intentas, las pierdes todas.
Virus Man: When you least expect it, he installs himself in your apartment, taking over all space. If you try to uninstall him, you will loose many things; if you don#%92t, you will loose them all.


Hombre Internet: Hay que pagar para tener acceso a él.
Internet Man: You have to pay to have access to him.


Hombre Servidor: Siempre está ocupado cuando lo necesitas.
Server Man: Always busy when you need him.


Hombre Windows: Sabes que tiene muchos fallos, pero no puedes vivir sin él.
Windows Man: He knows he has many errors, but you can#%92t live without him.


Hombre PowerPoint: Ideal para presentarlo a gente en fiestas, convenciones, etc.
PowerPoint Man: Ideal for showing him off at parties, conventions, etc.


Hombre Excel: Dicen que hace muchas cosas, pero tu tan sólo lo utilizas para la operación básica.
Excel Man: He says he does a lot of things, but you end up using him just for the basic stuff.


Hombre Word: Siempre tiene una sorpresa reservada para ti y no existe nadie en el mundo que lo comprenda totalmente.
Word Man: He always has a little surprise reserved for you and there is no one in the world who understands him completely.


Hombre D.O.S.: Todas lo tuvieron algún día, pero ahora nadie lo quiere.
DOS Man: All had him at one point in the past, but now, nobody wants him.


Hombre Backup: Tu crees que tiene lo suficiente, pero a la hora del "vamos a ver", le falta algo.
Backup Man: You think he has all the necessary stuff, but at the moment of truth, he is missing something.


Hombre Scandisk: Sabemos que es bueno y que sólo quiere ayudar, pero en el fondo nadie sabe lo que realmente está haciendo.
Scandisk Man: We know he is good, and that he only wants to help, but deep inside nobody knows what he is doing.


Hombre Salvapantallas: No sirve para nada, pero te divierte.
Screensaver Man: He is a good for nothing, but he#%92s fun.


Hombre Paintbrush: Puro adobito y nada de sustancia.
Paintbrush Man: Good for barbeque but no substance.


Hombre RAM: Olvida todo apenas se desconecta.
RAM Man: Forgets everything right after disconnecting.


Hombre Disco Duro: Se acuerda de todo, todo el tiempo.
Hard Disk Man: Remembers everything, all the time.


Hombre Mouse: Funciona sólo cuando es arrastrado.
Mouse Man: Works only when he is dragged.


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Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP
http://www.sqlbrad.com

i think you need to take her for a nice dinner

normally i would also say a good vacation to a far away exotic place
but i think you already handled that

[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]very true[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt='' />]

Actually, I have a special get-away weekend planned for this weekend. Wish me luck. <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';-)' /><br /><br />--------------------------------<br />Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlbrad.com>http://www.sqlbrad.com</a>

Darn it, I did forget. But I think I have made up for it otherwise with expensive meals.

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Brad M. McGehee, SQL Server MVP
http://www.sqlbrad.com