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Beggars of today!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Feb 17, 2006.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him Rs. 10 and that Continues for a year. Then suddenly the daily donation changes to Rs. 7, 50.
    "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
    A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes Rs. 5.
    "What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me Rs. 10 every day, then Rs. 7,50 and now only Rs. 5. What's the problem?"
    "Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, so I had to cut costs. This year my eldest daughter also went to university, so I had to cut my expenses even further."
    "And how many children do you have?" the beggar asks.
    "Four," the man replies.
    "Well," says the beggar, "I hope you don't plan to educate them all at my expense."

    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Also 7,50 should be 7.50 [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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