SQL Server Performance

BUFFALO THEORY

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    A herd of Buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest Buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weaker members.

    In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of Beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.


    And that is the reason why you always feel smarter after a few Beers ....


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  2. ghemant Moderator

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  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    How about disadvantages?

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. ranjitjain New Member

    Yeh Cheers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]
  5. Adriaan New Member

    It does make you feel smarter, doesn't it? And since it is so darn difficult to stop drinking beer, we can safely assume that beer yeast is indeed the "selfish gene" that biologists keep yapping about.
  6. Madhivanan Moderator

    >>And since it is so darn difficult to stop drinking beer, we can safely assume that beer yeast is indeed the "selfish gene" that biologists keep yapping about.

    Good Point

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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