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Can't wait to friday!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, May 22, 2007.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    The importance of good English

    Harry is getting along in years and finds that he is unable to perform
    sexually. He finally goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but
    nothing seems to work. So the doctor refers him to an American Indian
    medicine man. The medicine man says:

    - I can cure this.

    That said, he throws a white powder in a flame, and there is a flash
    with billowing blue smoke.

    Then he says:

    - This is powerful medicine. You can only use it once a year. All you
    have to do is say '123', and it shall rise for as long as you wish !

    The guy then asks:

    - What happens when it's over, and I don't want to continue ?

    The medicine man replies:

    - All you or your partner has to say is '1234', and inmediatly it will go down.

    But be warned:

    - It will not work again for another year !

    Harry rushes home, eager to try out his new powers. That night he is
    ready to surprise Joyce. He showers, shaves, and puts on his most exotic
    shaving lotion. He gets into bed, and lying next to her says, '123'.

    He suddenly becomes more aroused than anytime in his life, just as the
    medicine man had promised.

    Joyce, who had been facing away, turns over and asks:

    - What did you say '123' for ?

    And now you know why you shouldn't end a sentence with a preposition.

    Luis Martin

    All in Love is Fair
    Stevie Wonder

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