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Chirstmas fun

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Dec 21, 2006.

  1. satya Moderator

    What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?
    Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

    Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ?
    They both drop their needles !

    What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ?
    Thanks, I'll never part with it !

    Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ?
    Beacause a little water ends both of them !

    What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
    A pineapple !

    What do you give a train driver for Christmas ?
    Platform shoes !

    What did the big candle say to the little candle ?
    I'm going out tonight !

    Whats happens to you at Christmas ?
    Yule be happy !

    How long does it take to burn a candle down ?
    About a wick !

    Wish you a happy christmas for all Visitors and Members SSP world!

    Satya SKJ
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator
    This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    quote:Wish you a happy christmas for all Visitors and Members SSP world!
    Couldn't agree more. Enjoy some unhurried and contemplative festive days.

    Frank Kalis
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. Merry Christmas to all my SQL Server professionals!!<br /><br />And on this time of year, let's look back and remember...without access to tabular information, NO system would yield worthwhile info, nobody would be able to do any worthwhile work, and...<br /><br />the world would be stuck.<br /><br />It is WE, the often unsung heros that keep the world turning, it is OUR hard work in clustering that keep the bargains up on Ebay, in Replication that keep the salesforces informed of new developments (and in jobs), and OUR hard work in DR/Performance Tuning that allows the emergency services to respond rapidly and to save LIVES.<br /><br />We toil in obscurity sometimes, in glory in others, but remember; we are an elite. We have worked hard to be what and where we are, and the job of the DBA is a noble one.<br /><br />Let's all raise our glasses...to US.<br /><br />Cheers!!<br /><br /><img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br /><br />Jaybee.<br /><br />France.<br /><br />The finest wines.<br /><br />The tastiest cuisine.<br /><br />The most delicious women.
  5. ranjitjain New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]Cheers[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]

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