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Completely Finished

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Aug 14, 2011.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    No English dictionary has been able to explain the difference between the two words 'complete' and 'finished' in a way that's so easy to understand: Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED but there is: When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE.... And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED..... And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are .... COMPLETELY FINISHED !!!
    Luis Martin, Aug 14, 2011
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  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    A man is not completed until he is married.
    ... and then he is finished.

    LOL :D
    FrankKalis, Aug 15, 2011
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  3. satya Moderator

    ... are you finished completely :confused:
    satya, Aug 16, 2011
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  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    Very good one Luis
    Madhivanan, Aug 18, 2011
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  5. preethi Member

    I heard it differently... (May be applicable to my part of the world) When a women marries a man, she is complete. When a man marries a women he is finished.
    Hope i am not offending any man / women :)
    preethi, Sep 3, 2011
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  6. Luis Martin Moderator

    :D
    Luis Martin, Sep 3, 2011
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  7. FrankKalis Moderator

    guess this is true in my part of the world as well... :D
    FrankKalis, Sep 5, 2011
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  8. satya Moderator

    Well not for my world ;) .. good quotation Preeti
    satya, Sep 8, 2011
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  9. ghemant Moderator

    So true my friends, completely agree with this :) I heard another one too..... There are 3 words that can give heart attack to man if he heard them from there wife , and they are "I was wrong" :p
    ghemant, Nov 18, 2011
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