SQL Server Performance


Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by FrankKalis, Feb 1, 2006.

  1. FrankKalis Moderator

    I know it's not Friday yet, but I just came across this one and thought it will give you a good laugh on this cold Wednesday morning (speaking here of Germany anyway)<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://thedailywtf.com/forums/58458/ShowPost.aspx>http://thedailywtf.com/forums/58458/ShowPost.aspx</a><br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />
  2. dineshasanka Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />----------------------------------------<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://spaces.msn.com/members/dineshasanka>http://spaces.msn.com/members/dineshasanka</a><br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    That is the kind of Consultants who give work to us.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.<br />Leonardo Da Vinci<br /></font id="size1"><br /><font size="1"> Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  5. ghemant Moderator

    <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />

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