SQL Server Performance

Database of Life

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Jul 11, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Make your life as deep as a database,<br />Be always unique as a Primary Key,<br />Be productive as an index,<br />Take others good habits as a foreign key.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Share your joys with others as a Cluster,<br />Always keep note of your doings as good as a Data,Dictionary,<br />Grant some privileges to others as a Role,<br />Secure the things as a DBA.<br /><br />Do the things in order as a Row id,<br />Follow your resolution as strict as Sequence,<br />Light others life as a Trigger,<br />Be prepared for the worst as an Exception.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />Always be fruitful as a function,<br />Forgive others as Rollback Transaction,<br />Always help others like Checkpoint,<br />Choose the best path like an Optimizer.[8D]<br /><br />Project yourself the best like a view and,<br />Be thankful to god as a Commit Transaction.[^]<br /><br />Added by Madhivanan.<br />Alter table Life Add Friends nvarchar(infinity)[:I]<br />
  2. ghemant Moderator

    Nice one .... this would be a fantastic DB[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][:I]<br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    quote:Added by Madhivanan.
    Alter table Life Add Friends nvarchar(infinity)
    Thanks for that


    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    <pre id="code"><font face="courier" size="2" id="code"><br />Alter table Life Add Friends nvarchar(max)<br /></font id="code"></pre id="code"><br />to speak with the next version... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />

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