SQL Server Performance

DBA's idioms and slangs

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by CanadaDBA, Jun 30, 2004.

  1. CanadaDBA New Member

    This is my 100th post. I really enjoy being part of this forum and read and learn from people all around the world. I appreciate its great moderators with their prompt answers. Also, I thank you for your posts and replies. [8D]

    If moderators don#%92t mind, I want to ask all of you to write any idiom or slang you know about the DBAs and DBA position.

    Cheers,

    CanadaDBA
    CanadaDBA, Jun 30, 2004
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  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    Luis Martin, Jun 30, 2004
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  3. satya Moderator

    I would like to lend thanks for your interest in the forum and appreciation. Here you go....<br /><br />Sound levels are usually measured with reference to an intensity of 10-12 Watts per square metre. This is regarded as about the faintest sound humans can hear. <br /><br />The “a” of “dBa” means that a specific kind of filter is used to remove sound frequencies which humans don't hear very well. Hence a sound level in <i><b>dBa indicates how loud something sounds rather than saying how much power is around at inaudible frequencies.</i></b><br /><br />... just imagine this theory into real DBA's practical living... [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Jul 1, 2004
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  4. satya Moderator

    ... in my office... they call me Sound DBA... don't ask why....[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
    satya, Aug 27, 2004
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