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DeadLock!!

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, May 27, 2008.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Deadlock
    Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make arrangement.
    Secretary make call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going abroad, you look after yourself.
    Husband make call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so lets spend the week together.
    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: I have work for a week, so you need
    not come for class.
    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don't have class 'coz my teacher is busy. Lets
    spend the week together.


    Grandpa(the 1st boss ;) ) make call to his secretary: This week I am spending my time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
    Secretary make call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we cancelled our trip.
    Husband make call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my wife has cancelled her trip.
    Secret lover make call to small boy whom she is giving private tuition: This week we will have class as usual.
    Small boy make call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week I have to attend class. Sorry I
    can't give you company.
    Grandpa make call to his secretary: Don't worry this week we will attend that meeting, so make arrangement .
    *I know its not friday today, but I could not resist myself to post it here today itself
  2. Adriaan New Member

    Brilliant! [H]
  3. MichaelB Member

    very cute!
  4. satya Moderator

    I just cant stop laughing after reading it all..... I must admit most hilarious one after a while here [;)]...
    keep it up....

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