SQL Server Performance

Dilbert

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Argyle, Dec 7, 2003.

  1. Argyle New Member

  2. ChrisFretwell New Member

    Great Dilberts!
    My favorite is the one with the direct sql reference. I'll see if I can find the link, but it goes along the lines of the boss coming up to Dilbert and says that he's heard that sql servers are good and tells Dilbert they need one. Dilbert thinks the boss is just jumping on a catch-phrase bandwagon and asks what color the boos wants it. The boss doesnt fail to disappoint and lets Dilbert know that he thinks Magenta is good choice.

    chris
  3. Argyle New Member

    Of course the ones with database references are the best <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' /><br /><br />My personal favorite is the one where Asok tells his boss he spent all night long getting rid of the bugs in the database. Then the boss answers that now the data makes us look bad, put back the bugs.

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