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Don't ever lie to ur mom......

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Feb 2, 2007.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner.....who lives with a girl<br />roommate Sunita. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but<br />notice how pretty Kumar's roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a<br />relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.<br /><br />Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started<br />to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye.<br /><br />Reading his mom's thoughts, Kumar volunteered, "I know what you must be<br />thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates." About a week<br />later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner,<br />I've been unable to find the silver plate. You don't suppose she took it, do<br />you?" Kumar said ,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, jjust to be sure."<br /><br />So he sat down and wrote :<br /><br />Dear Mother:<br /><br />I'm not saying that you 'did' take the silver plate from my house, I'm not<br />saying that you 'did not' take the silver plate.. But the fact remains that<br />it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.<br /><br />Love, Kumar<br /><br />Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read<br /><br />Dear Son:<br /><br />I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and I'm not saying that you<br />'do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in<br />her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now under the<br />pillow...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Love,<br /><br />Mom.<br /><br />Lesson of the night:<br /><br />Don't Lie to Your Mother........... ! ! ![<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Moderator<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Webmaster:<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a>
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    Clever Mom...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  4. khtan New Member

    Mother knows [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><br /><font color="blue"><font size="1"><i>KH</i></font id="size1"></font id="blue">
  5. ghemant Moderator

    <br /><img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />MS SQL Server MVP<br />-------------------------<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br /><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
  6. bradmcgehee New Member

    I don't think that I'll ever be as clever as this mom. I think she would make a good DBA if given the chance, as her problem solving techniques are original and clever.

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  7. mmarovic Active Member

    Good one Ranjit [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]

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