SQL Server Performance


Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. satya Moderator

    Two guys are talking about their boss's upcoming wedding. One says, 'It's ridiculous, he's rich, but he's 93 years old, and she's just 26! What kind of a wedding is that?' The other says, 'Well, we have a name for it in my family.' 'What do you call it?' 'We call it a football wedding.' The first asks, 'What's a football wedding?' The other says, 'She's waiting for him to kick off!'
    A young man staggered into the small-town bakery at the crack of dawn on an extremely cold, wet, and stormy morning. "Thank heavens you are open," he gasped. "Do you have fresh double chocolate muffins?" When the baker nodded , a huge smile broke out on the young man's face. "It's worth the trip, then - she'll be so happy. It will make her day!" The baker nodded with understanding. "Are these for your mother, then?" he asked. "No - my wife! Do you think my mother would send me out on a day like this?"
    An off-ramp of a freeway in Burlington, ON has been torn up for years. Recently, someone put up a handmade sign reading, "Scientists tell us that the sun will burn out in one and a half billion years. It is sad that this contractor will have to finish working in the dark."

    Have fun its long weekend here....
  2. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    very funny [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. ranjitjain New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]

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