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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by deepakontheweb, Jul 28, 2005.

  1. deepakontheweb New Member

    <br />Coca-Cola was originally green.<br /><br />The most common name in the world is Mohammed.<br /><br />The name of all the continents end with the same letter that They start with.<br /><br />The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.<br /><br />TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.<br /><br />Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!<br /><br />You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.<br /><br />It is impossible to lick your elbow.<br /><br />People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.<br /><br />It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.<br /><br />The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.<br /><br />If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck And die.<br /><br />Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king From history.<br /><br /> Spades - King David<br /><br /> Clubs - Alexander the Great,<br /><br /> Hearts - Charlemagne<br /><br /> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.<br /><br />If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front Legs in the air, the person died in battle.<br /><br />If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.<br /><br />If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.<br /><br />What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common?<br /><br />Ans. - All invented by women.<br /><br />A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.<br /><br />A snail can sleep for three years.<br /><br />All polar bears are left handed.<br /><br />American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.<br /><br />Butterflies taste with their feet.<br /><br />Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.<br /><br />In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.<br /><br />On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.<br /><br />Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.<br /><br />Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.<br /><br />The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.<br /><br />The electric chair was invented by a dentist.<br /><br />The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.<br /><br />Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have Over million descendants.<br /><br />Wearing headphones for! just an hour will increase the bacteria In your ear by 700 times.<br /><br />The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.<br /><br />Most lipstick contains fish scales.<br /><br />Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different<br /><br />And finally 99% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow!<br /><br /><br />-- Enjoy [8D] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Deepak Kumar<br /><br />--An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind
  2. ghemant Moderator

    good one

    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami
  3. FrankKalis Moderator

    Interesting...<br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />All polar bears are left handed.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />I would really like to know how biologists have found this out. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  4. Adriaan New Member

    Not facts!

    quote:The name of all the continents end with the same letter that They start with.
    In English, yes. Not so in French, Dutch, German ... need I go on?

    quote:TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.
    On a QWERTY keyboard: yes, on AZERTY: no.

    I'm not sure I'm interested in the other assumptions ...
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    Facts continued......

    1. Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a person from stop producing
    tears. Try it next time you chop onions!

    2. Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same
    time. Indeed convenient!

    3. Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own

    4. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.

    5. The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.

    6. To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow
    then it is ripe.

    7. Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their
    own photos on each stamp.

    8. Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to
    eight weeks old.

    9. It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.

    10. Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants
    watered with cold water.

    11. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your
    ear by 700 times.

    12. Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.

    13. Those stars and colours you see when you rub your eyes are called

    14. Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears
    never stop growing.

    15. Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.

    16. Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the
    gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.

    17. At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by

    18. There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt
    every year.

    19. Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that

    walk rightfoot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right
    foot,left foot.

    20. Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.

    21. The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of
    nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.

    22. In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10
    because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look 20 like
    it's smiling.

    23. The color blue can have a calming affect on people.

    24. Depending upon the shade, the brain may send up to 11 tranquilizing
    chemicals to calm the body.

    25.Leonardo da Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with the other
    simultaneously. Now we know why his pictures were exquisite!!

    26. Names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru(Hear
    no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).

    27. The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head
    are the rabbit and parrot.

    28. The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter
    is uncopyrightable.

    29. Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child
    reaches 2-6 years of age.

    30. The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they

    31. Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the

    32. All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses; some of them just didn't like to
    be seen wearing them in public.

    33. No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and

    34. Raw cashews are poisonous and must be roasted before.


    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  6. Adriaan New Member

    Repeating an assumption does not make it a fact (#31 in the second list).<br /><br />Nice to see there are people who actually enjoy Reader's Digest [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br />About #33: the equivalent in Dutch used to be "nieuws" until a light-verse poet came up with a rhyme where a fish mumbled, for which we have the expression "binnensmonds", literally: inside the mouth, so he came up with "binnenskieuws": inside the gills --- and that does rhyme with "nieuws". The other famous one in Dutch was "herfst" (autumn) but that was cracked already many years ago ...<br /><br />EDIT:<br />The last remaining one that I know of in Dutch is "twaalf" (twelve).
  7. deepakontheweb New Member

    Ok... there are a lot to read..if intrested pls open this link:http://www.anvari.org/fun/Truth/Weird_Facts.html

    The longest word in the English language, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.

    The only other word with the same amount of letters is its plural: pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosesl.

    The longest place-name still in use is Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwe-nuakit natahu, a New Zealand hill.

    Los Angeles's full name is "El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reinade los Angeles de Porciuncula" and can be abbreviated to 3.63% of its size,L.A.

    Deepak Kumar

    --An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind
  8. merrillaldrich New Member

    I visited that Ice Hotel in Sweden last winter. Very cool! (no pun intended.) I highly recommend it. You can fly to Luleå, then travel to Kiruna, and then take a bus to Jukkasjärvi. Seehttp://www.icehotel.com/. Better go in the winter, though, or else it's a puddle.
  9. FrankKalis Moderator

    I have seen a documentation on TV about such hotels. Must be really something special. Thanks for the link! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  10. ranjitjain New Member

    Hi Deepak,<br />I really found interesting reading all.......bread with butter[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br />Thanx to madhivanan too for bread with cheese....[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  11. silicon_master New Member

    Hi all

    Really Good Ones and one thing i would like to admit that i also tried to lick

    my elbow first time like other 99% people.

    But it gives lots of knowledge.....

    Good Work ...........

    Silicon Master

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