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Few Funny Questions and Answers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Aug 6, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Question:What is the fullform of maths.<br />Anwser: Mentaly affected teachers harrasing students<br />=========================================================================================<br /><br />Teacher :Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.<br />Raju:No ma'm! I will not be able to attend it.<br />Teacher :Why? <br />Raju:My mother will not allow me to go so far!!! <br />=========================================================================================<br /><br />Teacher:"Can anyone give me an example of Coincidence?" <br />Johnny:"Sir, my mother and father got married on the same day same time." <br />Teacher: How old is ur father.<br />Sunny:As old as I am.<br />Teacher:How is it possible?<br />Sunny:He became father only after I was born. <br />=========================================================================================<br /><br />Teacher:There is a frog,Ship is sinking,potatoes cost Rs 3/kg .Then,what is my age? <br />STUDENT:32 yrs. <br />Teacher:How do you know?<br />STUDENT:Well,my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.<br />=========================================================================================<br /><br />Teacher: Where does God live?<br />Little boy: I think he lives in our bathroom.<br />Teacher: Why do you say that?<br />Little boy: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, 'God, are you still in there?' <br />=========================================================================================<br /><br />Teacher:"What is your name?". <br />Student:"Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai." <br />Teacher:"When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english." <br />Student:"My name is Sunlight."<br />=========================================================================================<br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
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