SQL Server Performance

Friday funnies, Part II

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by FrankKalis, Jul 15, 2005.

  1. FrankKalis Moderator

    http://www.jollygoodjokes.com/ [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Frank, is there any trigger that fires on every Friday to make you more happy? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. dineshasanka Moderator

    It is a schedule job it seems
  4. ghemant Moderator

    He he he ... after that its a weekend and holidays of 2 days. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][:I] that makes you very very happy [:I][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][:I][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt=':eek:' />)]<br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  5. dineshasanka Moderator

    why holidays of 2 days for you
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    Yes, Friday is almost always a good day. Weekend is family time and I'm enjoying the time being with my kids. Also, it is kind of a ritual to post such off-topic threads on Friday. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />

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