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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Apr 16, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    Doomed:

    Point 3: Of course, one computer, one desk and one salary.


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  3. satya Moderator

    True, but now a days ... all companies are following the same... but still project is boomed.. .not doomed.

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  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    No one really knows what the Database Administrator does, and no one is smart enough to know if the DBA is doing it or not. But every shop must have one DBA, because no place can afford two of them.


    Different issues with each user:

    A user heard someone talk about locking issues and now they have locking issues!

    A user is waiting on a payroll process that should not take more than 10 min but it has been running for three hours

    Your manager says the application is running slow; can you improve performance

    A developer wants you to tune her code because it is a dba thing to do


    Have a nice week end.


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