Why did the systems programmer cross the road? To recreate the problem... The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher. The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong. Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules. Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives. Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective. ... keep coming them. Satya SKJ Moderator http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum This posting is provided “AS IS†with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.
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"Our mathematicians weren't really amused" Indeed!!!!!!! Luis Martin Moderator SQL-Server-Performance.com All postings are provided “AS IS†with no warranties for accuracy.