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Friday Funny Flurry

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Oct 22, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

    Why did the systems programmer cross the road?
    To recreate the problem...

    The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
    The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.

    Philosophy is a game with objectives and no rules.
    Mathematics is a game with rules and no objectives.
    Theology is a game whose object is to bring rules into the subjective.


    ... keep coming them.

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  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Our mathematicians weren't really amused [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />Anyway, some funnies in here:<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.funstart.net/images/funny/>http://www.funstart.net/images/funny/</a><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.funstart.net/images/errorcodes/>http://www.funstart.net/images/errorcodes/</a><br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.funstart.net/images/windows/>http://www.funstart.net/images/windows/</a><br /><br />-----------------------<br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />-----------------------<br />
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    "Our mathematicians weren't really amused"
    Indeed!!!!!!!

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