SQL Server Performance

Fun on friday....

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

    The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.<br /><br />Windows 95 is a 32 bit extension for a 16 bit patch to an 8 bit operating system originally coded for a 4 bit microprocessor by a 2 bit company that can't stand 1 bit of competition.<br /><br />Laws of computing:<br />When the going gets tough, upgrade.<br />For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.<br />He who laughs last probably made a back-up.<br />A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want to do.<br /><br /><br />Have fun and enjoy the weekend...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>

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