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Funny Friday here again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Oct 6, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son.<br /><br /><br />Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice<br />Son : "I will choose my own bride!"<br />Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."<br />Son : "Well, in that case...ok"<br /><br />Next Jack approaches Bill Gates.<br /><br />Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."<br />Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"<br />Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."<br />Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"<br /><br />Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank.<br /><br />Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."<br />President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!" Jack:<br />"But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."<br />President: "Ah, in that case...ok"<br /><br />This is how business is done!![<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Nice tricks

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][xx(][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    Business are business[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />

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