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Funny Interview Questions and Answers

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jul 13, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface? <br /><br /> A. Terms are different ... nothing more<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?<br /><br /> A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?<br /><br /> A. Non living things can't communicate.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Explain RMI Architecture?<br /><br /> A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?<br /><br /> A. Person who clean the dust bin.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. How do you communicate between Applets & Servlets ?<br /><br /> A. If they are reachable by walk , I will go in person, else I will use phone.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is the use of Servlets ?<br /><br /> A. In hotels, they can replace servers.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?<br /><br /> A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?<br /><br /> A. Ascending <br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. When is update method called ?<br /><br /> A. Who is update method?<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Have you ever used Hash Table and Dictionary ?<br /><br /> A. There is a Dictionary named Hash in my table.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is JAR file ?<br /><br /> A. File that can be kept inside a jar.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is JINI ?<br /><br /> A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is the base class for all swing components ?<br /><br /> A. A glass that can be beneath all and which is very rigid.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is JFC ?<br /><br /> A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing ?<br /><br /> A. AWT is an acronym . Swing is a word.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?<br /><br /> A. I will give invitation.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Why do you use a Canvas ?<br /><br /> A. To get victory in election.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?<br /><br /> A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is serialization ?<br /><br /> A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?<br /><br /> A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What are virtual functions ?<br /><br /> A. Functions about which we are dreaming.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?<br /><br /> A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?<br /><br /> A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?<br /><br /> A. Send it through courier.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is meant by flickering ?<br /><br /> A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. What is meant by distributed Application ?<br /><br /> A. Distributing application forms.<br /><br /> <br /><br /> Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?<br /><br /> A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.<br /><br /> <br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ranjitjain New Member

    [:I][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]These are not just funny very very funny.<br />I feel i should try some of these in coming days to see the interviewers expressions.[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    Brilliant! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br />Stupid questions -&gt; stupid answers. <br /><br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">I feel i should try some of these in coming days to see the interviewers expressions.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />Then you have to expect "Unexpected" [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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