SQL Server Performance

Funny Interview

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Madhivanan, Dec 4, 2009.

  1. Madhivanan Moderator

    OFFICER----------------WHAT IS YOUR NAME ?

    CANDIDATE-----------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER----------------TELL ME PROPERLY

    CANDIDATE---------------MOHAN PAL SIR

    OFFICER--------------YOUR FATHER'S NAME ?

    CANDIDATE----------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER-------------WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?

    CANDIDATE-------------MY PAL SIR

    OFFICER-------------YOUR NATIVE PLACE

    CANDIDATE--------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER------------IS IT MADHYA PRADESH ?

    CANDIDATE-------------NO, MANI PAL SIR

    OFFICER------------WHAT IS YOUR QUALIFICATION ?

    CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER------------(ANGRILY) WHAT IS IT ?

    CANDIDATE------------METRIC PASS

    OFFICER-------------WHY DO YOU NEED A JOB ?

    CANDIDATE------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER------------AND WHAT DOSE THAT MEAN ?

    CANDIDATE-------------MONEY PROBLEM SIR

    OFFICER------------DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY

    CANDIDATE-------------M P. SIR

    OFFICER------------EXPLAIN YOURSELF CLEARLY

    CANDIDATE----------MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY SIR

    OFFICER-------------THIS DISCUSSION IS NOWHERE, YOU MAY GO NOW

    CANDIDATE---------- -M P. SIR

    OFFICER----------------WHAT is it NOW

    CANDIDATE-------------My Performance....?

    OFFICER----------------M P!!!!

    CANDIDATE------------WHAT IS THAT SIR

    OFFICER--------------MENTAL PROBLEM
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

  3. satya Moderator

    funny, keep them coming.... we should roll out such posts in this month being a HAPPY HOLIDAYS month [:)}
  4. Madhivanan Moderator

    [quote user="satya"]
    funny, keep them coming.... we should roll out such posts in this month being a HAPPY HOLIDAYS month [:)}
    [/quote]
    Yes. For a long time no one posted FFs
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    [quote user="satya"]
    funny, keep them coming.... we should roll out such posts in this month being a HAPPY HOLIDAYS month [:)}
    [/quote]
    What?Are you saying you have holidays already the whole month?
    Slacker! [;)]
  6. Luis Martin Moderator

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