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Funny Questions

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Madhivanan, Oct 30, 2008.

  1. Madhivanan Moderator

    1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


    2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


    3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


    4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
    called Holes?


    5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


    6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


    7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
    terrible?


    8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


    9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


    10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
    parking lots?


    11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
    does he become disoriented?


    12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


    13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
    this??
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    [quote user="FrankKalis"]
    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
    [/quote]
    Yes. It seems everyone is busy
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    [quote user="Madhivanan"]
    [quote user="FrankKalis"]
    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
    [/quote]
    Yes. It seems everyone is busy
    [/quote]
    I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    [quote user="FrankKalis"]
    [quote user="Madhivanan"]
    [quote user="FrankKalis"]
    No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
    [/quote]
    Yes. It seems everyone is busy
    [/quote]
    I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.
    [/quote]
    All the best [:)]
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    Thanks! It's been in test for the last couple of weeks...
  7. Luis Martin Moderator

  8. Adriaan New Member

    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!
  9. FrankKalis Moderator

    [quote user="Adriaan"]
    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!
    [/quote]
    Nice play on words... [:)]
  10. Madhivanan Moderator

    [quote user="Adriaan"]
    Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!
    [/quote]
    Good Naming [:)]

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