Funny Questions

1. If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?


2. Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?


3. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?


4. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland
called Holes?


5. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?


6. Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?


7. If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make
terrible?


8. Why is it called building when it is already built?


9. If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?


10. If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have
parking lots?


11. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?


12. If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??


13. If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading
this??

No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?

[quote user="FrankKalis"]
No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
[/quote]
Yes. It seems everyone is busy

[quote user="Madhivanan"]
[quote user="FrankKalis"]
No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
[/quote]
Yes. It seems everyone is busy
[/quote]
I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.

[quote user="FrankKalis"]
[quote user="Madhivanan"]
[quote user="FrankKalis"]
No Friday today, but we missed a joke for quite some time, didn't we?
[/quote]
Yes. It seems everyone is busy
[/quote]
I'm bringing my project to production tomorrow. So, chances are that I have more time again once this is done.
[/quote]
All the best []

Thanks! It's been in test for the last couple of weeks...

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[quote user="Adriaan"]
Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!
[/quote]
Nice play on words... []

[quote user="Adriaan"]
Thanks for the Thursday Thunnies!
[/quote]
Good Naming []