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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Dec 16, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    One politician, One thief & One Programmer died & went straight to hell.<br /><br />Politician said "I miss my country. I want to call my country and see<br /><br />how everybody is doing there." She called and talked for about 5 minutes,<br /><br />then she asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????<br /><br />The devil says "Five million dollars".<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The Politician wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.<br /><br /><br /><br />Thief was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the my<br />group<br /><br />members, I want to see how everybody is doing there too"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked "Well, devil<br /><br />how much do I need to pay for the call????<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The devil says "Ten million dollars".<br /><br />With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on<br /><br />his chair.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Programmer was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call my<br /><br />IT friends too",<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />He called other IT person and he talked for twenty hours about various<br /><br />technologies and Project Managers, he talked & talked & talked, then he<br /><br />asked "Well, devil how much do I need to pay for the call????<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />The devil says "Twenty dollars".<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Programmer is stunned & says "Twenty dollars??? Only ??"<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Devil says<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />scroll down<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />-<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />"Calling hell to hell is local"[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />Now Get Back to hell again <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />) !!! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />
  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  4. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />

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