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..here we go again

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 12, 2005.

  1. satya Moderator

    At the end of a long table in the dining room of a convent school stood a large bowl of apples, a nun had placed the following note by them "take only ONE God is watching". At the other end of the table stood a box of biscuits beside which one child had left the following message "take all you want God is watching the apples".

    This is a car advertisement from Germany. When they finished filming this ad the film crew noticed something moving along the side of the car, like a strange white mist. This commercial was never run on TV because the production team found the unexplained phenomenon too disturbing.

    It would be interesting to know what folk here thought about it. Take a look and notice carefully, about halfway through, a white mist crosses in front of the car then follows it along the road......weird!


    quote:Sent by a friend

    1. At least 5 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
    2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
    3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
    5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
    6. You mean the world to someone.
    7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
    8. You are special and unique.
    9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
    10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
    11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
    12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
    13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
    14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

    A Minute
    They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.
    Take the time... to live and love.

    "You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing"
  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Satya,Is your Friend a Philosopher? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. satya Moderator

    No he was not... by inclination was the same after I saw that email [8D].

    Satya SKJ
    This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.

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