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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jun 6, 2006.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte. <br /><br />A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer. <br />/***************************************************************************************/ <br />Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club. <br /><br />Somu : public member or private? <br />/****************************************************************************************/ Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could <br />be wrong? <br /><br />Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software. <br />/****************************************************************************************/ THIS ONE IS TOO GOOD!!! <br /><br />PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 <br />rupees to Suthi..? <br /><br />Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its <br />pass by value or pass by reference. <br />/****************************************************************************************/ Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a <br />software engineer... <br /><br />Somu : how do you say that? <br /><br />Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address! <br /><br /><br />/****************************************************************************************/ Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue? <br /><br />Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is <br />new kind of RAM in the market! <br /><br />/****************************************************************************************/ Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive.. <br /><br />Somu : How do you say that? <br /><br />Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea. <br /><br />/****************************************************************************************/ Ramu : Hey.... whats time now? <br /><br />Somu : System time or local time. <br />/****************************************************************************************/ And dont miss the last one, it's THE BEST ! <br /><br />4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows! <br />Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option. <br /><br />Disconnect the mouse from that PC, take that mouse carefully and <br />connect it to the other PC where you want to copy that file and try <br />to paste it there....!!!!!!!!! <br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />
  2. smy New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"> 4 Easy Steps from dummies to Transfer Files in Windows! <br />Right click the mouse on the file to transfer and select cut option. <br /><br />Disconnect the mouse from that PC, take that mouse carefully and <br />connect it to the other PC where you want to copy that file and try <br />to paste it there....!!!!!!!!!<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br /><br />I like this one! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Very funny [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. Luis Martin Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All in Love is Fair <br />Stevie Wonder<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a>
  6. ranjitjain New Member

    really good one[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]

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