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Hpp'y Weekend wit these Msgs in answering machine

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Aug 19, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    Hi Guys,<br />Its friday again..<br />Read this and wish you all guys a nice and blasting weekend.<br />Have more than couple of drinks and have party time....<br /><br /><br /><br />Actual answering machine answers recorded and verified by the world <br />famous International Institute of Answering Machine Answers. <br /><br /><br />My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave <br />your name and number, we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br /><br />A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're <br />not here. So leave a message. [8D]<br /><br /><br />Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already sent the <br />money. If you are my parents, please send money. <br />If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough <br />money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, <br />don't worry, I have plenty of money. "Hi. Now you say something." [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-4.gif' alt=':p' />]<br /><br /><br />"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is, so you can <br />talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." [:0]<br /><br /><br />"Hello. I am David's answering machine. What are you?" [^]<br /><br /><br />"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. <br />Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with <br />one of these magnets." [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><br />"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving <br />messages. My owners do not need sliding windows, or a hot tub, and <br />their carpets are clean. They give to charity through their office and <br />do not need their picture taken. If you're still with me, leave your <br />name and number and they will get back to you." <br /><br /><br />"This is not an answering machine -this is a telepathic <br />thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your <br />reason for calling <br />and a number where I can reach you, and I'll think about returning <br />your call." <br /><br /><br />"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like. Leave <br />me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you." [:I]<br /><br /><br />"Hi, this is George. I'm sorry I can't answer the phone right now. <br />Leave a message, and then wait by your phone until I call you back." <br /><br /><br />"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning our <br />weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably <br />aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message." <br /><br /><br />Please leave a message. However, you have the right to remain silent. <br />Everything you say will be recorded and will be used by us. <br /><br /><br />Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pickup the phone right <br />now, because we're doing something we really enjoy. Sonya likes doing <br />it up and down, and I like doing it left to right ... real slowly. So <br />leave a message, and when we're done brushing our teeth we'll get back <br />to you. <br /><br />
  2. dineshasanka Moderator

    Nice <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />
  3. homebrew01 New Member

    My message at home is:

    Hi, we can't come to the phone right now. If you're calling to sell us something, we've already got one. Otherwise leave a message.

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