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Humor: Wedding Card Of IT Engineer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Apr 19, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    Finally, I have found the KEY to happiness
    Now the BACKSPACE of my life will not be empty
    Now I have someone to take CTRL of my life
    Now my office will not expect me to do night SHIFT
    Now I can DEL all my appointments
    As I am soon to ENTER into WED LOCK and bring HOME cookie
    Don't try to ESC my wedding ...
    END
  2. satya Moderator

    Nice one... and to addup more humour:

    ... and this will be a SHUTDOWN command to all my dreams and joy


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  3. dineshasanka Moderator

    Yes , you are Absolutely correct

    quote:Originally posted by satya

    Nice one... and to addup more humour:

    ... and this will be a SHUTDOWN command to all my dreams and joy


    Satya SKJ
    Moderator
    http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum
    This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.
  4. deepakontheweb New Member

    Little more contribution from my side..


    I went through many PGup and PGdn to search her..
    Finally I PrintScrn her as soon i found..
    Now my ScrollLock is active and Pause for more seach.
    Now, I have found the KEY to happiness
    Now the BACKSPACE of my life will not be empty
    Now I have someone to take CTRL of my life
    Now my office will not expect me to do night SHIFT
    Now I can DEL all my appointments
    As I am soon to ENTER into WED LOCK and bring HOME cookie
    Don't try to ESC my wedding ...

    because there will be a SHUTDOWN command to endup my all dreams and joy


    Deepak Kumar

    --An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind

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