A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED. One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption : Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman. Next moment, he had the Aqua Fina and Mother Teresa next to him. Moral : BE SPECIFIC What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ? It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE. Answer : On their MARRIAGE. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL. Three FASTEST means of Communication : 1. Tele-Phone 2. Tele-Vision 3. Tell to Woman Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE. Thanks, Ram "It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."