If you love someone...

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by FrankKalis, Sep 22, 2005.

1. FrankKalisModerator

Shakespeare :
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, she's yours,
If she doesn't, here's the poison,
suicide yourself for her.

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't comes back within some
time forget her.

Patient :
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she doesn't come back, continue to
wait until she comes back.

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she comes back, and if you love her
still, set her free again,
repeat

C++ Programmer:
if(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Animal-Rights Activist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
In fact, all living creatures deserve to
be free!!

Lawyers :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the
Second amendment of the
Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states
that....

Bill Gates :
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back, I think we can charge
her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she's also going to get

Biologist:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
She'll evolve.

Statisticians:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she loves you, the probability of her
coming back is high
If she doesn't, the Weibull distribution
and your relation was improbable anyway.

Salesman:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, deal!
If she doesn't, so what! "NEXT".

Schwarzenegger's fans:
If you love someone,
Set her free,
SHE'LL BE BACK!

Insurance agent:
If you love someone,
Show her the plan ....
If she ever comes back, sign her up,
If she doesn't, keep follow up with her
and never give up!

Mathematician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, 1 + 1 = 2
(peanut!),
If she doesn't, Y = 2X - log(0.46Y^2 +
(cos(52/34X)) x 5Y^(- 0.5)c)
where c is the infinite constant of no
turning point.

Physician:
If you love someone,
Set her free ....
If she ever comes back, it's the law of gravity,
If she doesn't, either there's friction
higher than the force or the angle
of collision between two objects did not
synchronize at the right angle.

If You Love Someone,
Set it free,
If It Comes Back, It is Yours
If It Doesn't, Hunt it Down and Kill It...!!!

OR PERHAPS REPORT TO IMMIGRATION THAT SHE/HE IS AN ILLEGAL

If you love someone
WHY IN THE FIRST PLACE SET HER FREE??? CARELESS IDIOT!!!

--
Frank Kalis
Microsoft SQL Server MVP
http://www.insidesql.de
Ich unterstÃ¼tze PASS Deutschland e.V. http://www.sqlpass.de)