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Interesting Hobbies

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ranjitjain, Aug 26, 2005.

  1. ranjitjain New Member

    A new lady teacher, came to teach 8th standard students. As it was the first day, she gave her intro, and asked all the students to introduce themselves with -name, and hobby.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Teacher said " Let's start with the boys first. Boys start giving their introduction...<br /><br /> <br /><br />First boy : " My name is john, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Teacher was confused to listen and said "interesting - well, ok. In fact we must be honest in telling the hobby. And after all there is essentially a child in each of us. So its ok john. Yes next-"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Second boy : "myself peter and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Teacher now got surprised and said " gooodd.. I like the spirit of supporting a friend . ok next-<br /><br /> <br /><br />"Third boy : I m smith and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Teacher : "guys are u joking or what ? please be sincere. Ok next - "This continues,<br /><br /> <br /><br />and the last boy stands up : I m Henry, and my hobby is to see bubble in the bath tub"<br /><br /> <br /><br />Exhausted, the teacher said, "I don't think I will be able to teach you ungrown boys for long. Any way, now the girls please -<br /><br /> <br /><br />" First girl : I m July and my hobby is to see birds.<br /><br /> <br /><br />Teacher : "gooodd. At last I got something different. Ok next-<br /><br /> <br /><br />"Second :I'm ruby and I like to collect perfumes<br /><br /> <br /><br />"Teacher : " now its like educated grown up girls. Ok next - U sweet girl<br /><br /> <br /><br />- yes U -<br /><br /> <br /><br />"Third"( most beautiful girl of the class) .........."Mam my name is Bubble, and hobby is to take bath three times a day " !!! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />
  2. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  3. deepakontheweb New Member




    • A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your RESUME despite years of experience and a number of refrences!

    Deepak Kumar

    --An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind
  4. ranjitjain New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by deepakontheweb</i><br /><br /><br />• A blowjob is the only job in the world that can't be included in your RESUME despite years of experience and a number of refrences!<br />Deepak Kumar<br />--An eye for an eye and everyone shall be blind<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Good One Deepak....[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]
  5. Madhivanan Moderator

    Really Dangerous Hobbys for 8th students [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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