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Is English Hard to Write?

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by Luis Martin, Dec 26, 2005.

  1. Luis Martin Moderator

    In a Bangkok temple: "IT IS FORBIDDEN TO ENTER A
    WOMAN, EVEN A
    FOREIGNER, IF DRESSED AS A MAN."

    Cocktail lounge, Norway: "LADIES ARE REQUESTED NOT TO
    HAVE CHILDREN IN THE
    BAR."

    Doctors office, Rome: SPECIALIST IN WOMEN AND OTHER
    DISEASES.

    Dry cleaners, Bangkok: DROP YOUR TROUSERS HERE FOR THE
    BEST RESULTS.

    In a Nairobi restaurant: "CUSTOMERS WHO FIND OUR
    WAITRESSES RUDE OUGHT TO SEE THE MANAGER."

    On the main road to Mombasa, leaving Nairobi: TAKE
    NOTICE: WHEN THIS
    SIGN IS UNDER WATER, THIS ROAD IS IMPASSABLE."

    On a poster at Kencom: "ARE YOU AN ADULT THAT CANNOT
    READ? IF SO WE CAN HELP."

    In a city restaurant: "OPEN SEVEN DAYS A WEEK AND
    WEEKENDS."

    In a cemetery: "PERSONS ARE PROHIBITED FROM PICKING
    FLOWERS FROM ANY BUT THEIR OWN GRAVES."

    Tokyo hotel's rules and regulations: "GUESTS ARE
    REQUESTED NOT TO SMOKE
    OR DO OTHER DISGUSTING BEHAVIOURS IN BED."

    On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: "OUR WINES LEAVE
    YOU NOTHING TO HOPE FOR."

    In a Tokyo bar: "SPECIAL COCKTAILS FOR THE LADIES WITH
    NUTS."


    Hotel, Japan: "YOU ARE INVITED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF
    THE CHAMBERMAID."

    In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian
    Orthodox monastery:
    "YOU ARE WELCOME TO VISIT THE CEMETERY WHERE FAMOUS
    RUSSIAN AND SOVIET COMPOSERS, ARTISTS AND WRITERS ARE
    BURIED D! AILY EXC EPT THURSDAY."

    A sign posted in Germany's Black Forest: "IT IS
    STRICTLY FORBIDDEN ON
    OUR BLACK FOREST CAMPING SITE THAT PEOPLE OF DIFFERENT
    SEX, FOR INSTANCE, MEN AND WOMEN, LIVE TOGETHER IN ONE
    TENT UNLESS THEY ARE MARRIED WITH EACH OTHER FOR THIS
    PURPOSE."

    Advertisement for donkey rides, Thailand: "WOULD YOU
    LIKE TO RIDE ON YOUR OWN bumbum?"

    Airline ticket office, Copenhagen: "WE TAKE YOUR BAGS
    AND SEND THEM IN ALL DIRECTIONS."

    A laundry in Rome: "LADIES, LEAVE YOUR CLOTHES HERE
    AND SPEND THE AFTERNOON HAVING A GOOD TIME.


    Luis Martin
    Moderator
    SQL-Server-Performance.com

    Although nature commences with reason and ends in experience it is necessary for us to do the opposite, that is to commence with experience and from this to proceed to investigate the reason.
    Leonardo Da Vinci

    Nunca esperes el reconocimiento de tus hijos, eso ocurrirá luego de tu muerte


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  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Heute schon gebloggt?<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de/blogs>http://www.insidesql.de/blogs</a><br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Very funny [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][:0]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />
  5. ranjitjain New Member

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  6. gkrishn New Member

    gr8!! india is not there in list else we would have protest <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />

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