SQL Server Performance

Its friday again... ;-)

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked.<br /><br />"Hunting Flies" He responded. <br />"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.<br /><br />"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.<br />Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?"<br /><br />He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."<br /><hr noshade size="1"><br />Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. <br /><br />So far, the Universe is winning. <br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><br />Help me log on without fretting, <br />Guide me as I'm internetting, <br />Bless my up and downloading, <br />Keep my browser from exploding. <br />May my website be protected, <br />Let not my password be rejected. <br />Keep my line connection clear... <br />And tech support always near! <br /><br />~ Author Unknown ~ <br /><br /><br />
  2. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] LOL<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    very funny [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

    The Universe *IS* the winner (by definition). [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />

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