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Java Interview attended by our Banta Singh

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Aug 31, 2006.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
    A. Terms are different ... nothing more

    Q. What is JFC ?
    A. Jalebi, Fanta & Coffee

    Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
    A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.

    Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
    A. Send it through courier.

    Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
    A. I guess u mispelled COBRa, but in case u didnt, u can do it As you wish , I do not have any objections.

    Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
    A. Non living things can't communicate.

    Q. What is meant by flickering ?
    A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.

    Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
    A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.

    Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
    A. In hotels, they can replace servers.(children of servents.. da way u say book- booklet..)

    Q. What is the dif ference between Process and Threads ?
    A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.

    Q. When is update method called ?
    A. Who is update method?

    Q. What is JAR file ?
    A. File that can be kept inside a jar.

    Q. What is JINI ?
    A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.

    Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
    A. I will give invitation.

    Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
    A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.

    Q. What is serialization ?
    A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.

    Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
    A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.

    Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
    A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.

    Q. What is the exact diffe rence between Unicast and Multicast object ?
    A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.


    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
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    http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com
  2. patel_mayur New Member

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  5. dineshasanka Moderator

    nice

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  6. Madhivanan Moderator

    Very funny

    Madhivanan

    Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  7. FrankKalis Moderator

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  8. Akthar New Member

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  9. satya Moderator

    Lage raho hemant bhai..[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  10. ghemant Moderator

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  11. Madhivanan Moderator

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Lage raho hemant bhai..[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />What does this mean?<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  12. chiragkhabaria New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Madhivanan</i><br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Lage raho hemant bhai..[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br />What does this mean?<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Aha I Guess, its the new version of the Bollyhood movie "Lage Reho Munna Bhai..." ("Carry on Munna Bhai... ")[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Chirag
  13. ghemant Moderator

    i think Dada misspled the title of movie(lage raho munnabhai...) to be released in next month.. <br /><img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /> <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />------------------------<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>
  14. satya Moderator

    Hey its released already and I saw it... so after having a laugh at your thread..it just reminded funny bits in that movie. (thanks Chirag).

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  15. chiragkhabaria New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by satya</i><br /><br />Hey its released already and I saw it... so after having a laugh at your thread..it just reminded funny bits in that movie. (thanks Chirag).<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br />Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided AS IS with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center><br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Aha.. even i saw this weekend.. it was just one hack of movie.. very very funny...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Chirag
  16. ghemant Moderator

    Aaah i don't know about this release... the earlier (Munnabhai MBBS ) was also tooo funny...i would see this movie


    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ------------------------
    http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com
  17. Madhivanan Moderator

    Chirag, do you see Indian movies? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  18. FrankKalis Moderator

    Hm, recently it seems to be getting really hip here in Germany to show Bollywood movies. Though I confess, I haven't seen any of them.

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  19. chiragkhabaria New Member

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Madhivanan</i><br /><br />Chirag, do you see Indian movies? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Oh Yeah, I am born and brought up in Mumbai (India), its just from past 2 years i am settled in Dubai (<s>India</s> UAE ). <br /><br /><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><br />Hm, recently it seems to be getting really hip here in Germany to show Bollywood movies. Though I confess, I haven't seen any of them.<br /><hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></font id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"><br /><br />Yups Bollyhood movies make maximum profit from EU Countries and USA... <br /><br /><br /><br />Chirag
  20. satya Moderator

    If you really like music and fun then have a look at it, but do not assume all the Bollywood movies will be same....there is a variety everywhere.

    Satya SKJ
    Microsoft SQL Server MVP
    Contributing Editor & Forums Moderator
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  21. Madhivanan Moderator

    Chirag, your name really sounds different [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  22. ghemant Moderator

    Yesterday i have seen the movie , very fantastic , too funny.

    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ------------------------
    http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com

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