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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Sep 24, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator


    Q. What is the difference between an Abstract class and Interface?
    A. Terms are different ... nothing more
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    Q. Can I modify an object in CORBA ?
    A. As you wish , I do not have any objections.
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    Q. How to communicate 2 threads each other ?
    A. Non living things can't communicate.
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    Q. Explain RMI Architecture?
    A. I am a computer professional not an architect student.
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    Q. What do you know about the garbage collector ?
    A. Person who clean the dust bin.
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    Q. How do you communicate between Applets & Servlets ?
    A. If they are reachable by walk , I will go in person, else I will use phone.
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    Q. What is the use of Servlets ?
    A. In hotels, they can replace servers.
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    Q. What is the difference between Process and Threads ?
    A. Threads are small ropes. Make a rope from threads is an example for process.
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    Q. What is the order of method invocation in an Applet ?
    A. Ascending
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    Q. When is update method called ?
    A. Who is update method?
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    Q. Have you ever used Hash Table and Dictionary ?
    A. There is a Dictionary named Hash in my table.
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    Q. What is JAR file ?
    A. File that can be kept inside a jar.
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    Q. What is JINI ?
    A. A ghost which was Aladdin's friend.
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    Q. What is the base class for all swing components ?
    A. A glass that can be beneath all and which is very rigid.
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    Q. What is JFC ?
    A. Jilebi, Fanta & Coffee
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    Q. What is Difference between AWT and Swing ?
    A. AWT is an acronym . Swing is a word.
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    Q. How will you call an Applet from a Java Script?
    A. I will give invitation.
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    Q. Why do you use a Canvas ?
    A. To get victory in election.
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    Q. How you can know about drivers and database information ?
    A. I will go and enquire in the bus depot.
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    Q. What is serialization ?
    A. Arranging one after the other from left to right.
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    Q. What is bean ? Where it can be used ?
    A. A kind of vegetable. In kitchens for cooking they can be used.
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    Q. What are virtual functions ?
    A. Functions about which we are dreaming.
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    Q. Write down how will you create a binary Tree ?
    A. When we sow a binary seed , a binary tree will grow.
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    Q. What is the exact difference between Unicast and Multicast object ?
    A. If in a society, if there is only one caste, then it is Unicast, else it is multicast.
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    Q. I want to store more than 10 objects in a remote server ? Which methodology will follow ?
    A. Send it through courier.
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    Q. What is meant by flickering ?
    A. Closing and opening of eyes at girls.
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    Q. What is meant by distributed Application ?
    A. Distributing application forms.
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    Q. Explain 2 tier and 3 -tier Architecture ?
    A. Two wheelers like scooters will have 2 tyres and autorickshaws will have 3 tyres.




    Hemantgiri S. Goswami
    ghemant@gmail.com
    "Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    I really wonder where JAVA will be in a few years. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    Who is being questioned? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  4. FrankKalis Moderator

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