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Jokes on Programmer

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Jan 2, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

    How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?<br />Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."<br /><hr noshade size="1"><br />Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.<hr noshade size="1"><br />The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.<br />The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"<br /><br />The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."<br /><hr noshade size="1">[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] more to come....<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of knowledge sharing.</font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  2. Luis Martin Moderator

    Last one, amazing[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br /><br />...Thus mathematics may be defined as the subject in which we never know what we are talking about, nor whether what we are saying is true. <br />Bertrand Russell
  3. suresha_b New Member

    Theory is when you know something, but it doesn't work.
    Practice is when something works, but you don't know why.

    Programmers combine theory and practice: "Nothing works and they don't know why"

    Suresh B.
    Programmer

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