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Lie Detector

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Aug 22, 2008.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    John was a salesman's delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife
    Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change.

    One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot

    that John claimed was actually a lie detector.

    It was about 5:30 that afternoon when Tommy, Their 11 year old son, returned home from

    school. Tommy was over 2 hours late. 'Where have you been? Why are you over 2 hours
    late getting home?' asked John.

    'Several of us went to the library to work on an extra credit project,' said Tommy.

    The robot then walked around the table and slapped Tommy, knocking him completely out

    of his chair....... 'Son,' said John, 'this robot is a lie detector, now tell us where you really were
    after school.'

    'We went to Bobby's house and watched a movie.' said Tommy. 'What did you watch?' asked Marsha.
    'The Ten Commandments.' answered Tommy.

    The robot went around to Tommy and once again slapped him, knocking him off his chair once more.

    With his lip quivering, Tommy got up, Sat down and said, 'I am sorry I lied. We really watched a tape

    called S** Queen.'

    'I am ashamed of you son,' said John. 'When I was your age, I never lied to my parents.'

    The robot then walked around to John and delivered a whack that nearly knocked him out of his chair.

    Marsha doubled over in laughter, almost in tears and said, 'Boy, did you ever ask for that one!
    You can't be too mad with Tommy. After all, he is your son!'

    With that the robot immediately walked around to Marsha and knocked her out of her chair

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