SQL Server Performance


Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ghemant, Jul 26, 2005.

  1. ghemant Moderator

    Money is not everything. <br />There's MasterCard & Visa. <br /> <br />One should love animals. <br />They are so¡¦¡¦oo tasty. <br /><br />Save water. <br />shower with your friend. <br /> <br />Love thy neighbor. <br />But don't get caught. <br /> <br />Behind every successful man, there is a woman. <br />And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. <br /> <br />Wise never marry. <br />And when they marry they become otherwise. <br /> <br />Success is a relative term. <br />It brings so many [¥Ò] relatives. <br /> <br />Never put off the work till tomorrow¡è <br />what you can put off today¡é. <br /> <br />Love is photogenic <br />It needs darkness to develop <br /> <br />Your future depends on your dreams" <br />So go to sleep <br /> <br />There should be a better way to start a <br />day than waking up every morning <br /> <br />"Hard work never killed anybody" <br />But why take the risk! (I don't want to be an exception!) <br /> <br />"Work fascinates me" <br /> <br />I can look at it for hours! <br /> <br /> <br />God made relatives; <br />Thank God we can choose our friends. <br /> <br />When two's company, <br />three's the result! <br /> <br />The more you learn, the more you know, <br />The more you know, the more you forget <br />The more you forget, the less you know <br />So. Why learn. <br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />hsGoswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemant Goswami<br />
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

    Hm, strange here in my place it's still Tuesday? [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  3. Madhivanan Moderator

    English Hykoo???


    Failing to plan is Planning to fail

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