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Living will

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by thomas, Sep 14, 2007.

  1. thomas New Member

    Last night, my friend and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

    She got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out my beer. She's such a bitch.....
  2. FrankKalis Moderator

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