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make sure you send your salary to your wife

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Sep 16, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    One person wrote a letter to his wife,

    Dear Sweet Heart
    I
    can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses.

    Your Hubby

    His wife replied back after some days to her
    husband:
    -Dearest Hubby
    Thanks for your 100 kisses, I am sending the expenses
    details.
    1. Milk man was agreed on 2 kisses
    2. Teacher agreed on 7 kisses
    3. Our house owner is coming every day and taking
    two or three kisses of mine.
    4. Vegetable and food shop
    keeper was not agreeing
    with kisses only, so I have given some other items to
    him...........
    5. Others 40 kisses

    Please don't
    worry for me, I have balance 35 kisses
    and I hope I can complete this month.

    Shall I plan same way for next months, Please
    advise?????????

    Your Sweet Heart

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  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    ROTFL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ranjitjain New Member

    Cool One>>>>
    Ha Ha hA
  4. ghemant Moderator

    LOL [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />

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