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Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by ramkumar.mu, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. ramkumar.mu New Member

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct
    Marketing.

    You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
    gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
    and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry
    him." That's Advertising.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and get her telephone number. The next day you call
    and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me." That's
    Telemarketing.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
    up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
    her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
    bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
    say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
    That's Public Relations.

    You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
    up to you and says, "You are very rich..." That's
    Brand Recognition.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice
    hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
    introduces you to her husband. That's Demand and supply gap.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
    and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she
    turns her face towards you ------------ she is your
    wife !That's competition eating into your market
    share.


    Thanks,
    Ram

    "It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."
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    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  6. smy New Member

    interesting [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]
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    LOL <img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' /><br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />------------------------<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com>http://hemantgirisgoswami.blogspot.com</a>

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