Marketing Fundas...

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" That's Direct
Marketing.

You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her
and pointing at you says, "He's very rich.Marry
him." That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and get her telephone number. The next day you call
and say, "Hi,I'm very rich. Marry me." That's
Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get
up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her
bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then
say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"
That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says, "You are very rich..." That's
Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I'm rich. Marry me" She gives you a nice
hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback !!!!!

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. That's Demand and supply gap.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her
and before you say, "I am very rich.Marry me!" she
turns her face towards you ------------ she is your
wife !That's competition eating into your market
share.


Thanks,
Ram

"It is easy to write code for a spec and walk in water, provided, both are freezed..."

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