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Men not lie

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by dineshasanka, Oct 7, 2005.

  1. dineshasanka Moderator

    One day, while a woodcutter was cutting the branch of a tree above a
    his ax fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord appeared and
    asked, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied that his ax has fallen
    into the water, and he needed the ax to make his living.

    The Lord went down into the water and reappeared with a golden ax. "Is
    this your ax?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "No."

    The Lord again went down and came up with a silver ax. "Is this your ax?" the Lord asked. Again, the woodcutter replied, "No."
    The Lord went down again and came up with an iron ax. "Is this your
    ax?" the Lord asked. The woodcutter replied, "Yes."

    The Lord was pleased with the man's honesty and gave him all three
    axes to keep, and the woodcutter went home happy.

    Some time later the woodcutter was walking with his wife along the riverbank, and his wife fell into the river. When he cried out, the Lord again appeared and asked him, "Why are you crying?" The woodcutter replied,"Oh Lord, my wife has fallen into the water!"

    The Lord went down into the water and came up with a beautiful actress. "Is
    this your wife?" the Lord asked. "Yes," cried the woodcutter.

    The Lord was furious. "You lied! That is an untruth!"
    The woodcutter replied, "Oh, forgive me, my Lord. It is a misunderstanding.
    You see, if I had said 'no' to this beautiful woman, You would have come up
    with another beautiful woman. Then if I said 'no' to her, you would have come
    up with my wife. Had I then said 'yes,' you would have given me all three. Lord, I am a poor man, and am not able to take care of all three wives, so THAT'S why I said yes to Jennifer Lopez."

    The moral of this story is: Whenever a man lies, it is for a good and honorable reason, and for the benefit of others.

    Hope every thing come to success...!

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  2. Madhivanan Moderator

    Clever [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Madhivanan<br /><br />Failing to plan is Planning to fail
  3. ranjitjain New Member

    Ha ha ha ha [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  4. ghemant Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />Hemantgiri S. Goswami<br />ghemant@gmail.com<br />"Humans don't have Caliber to PASS TIME , Time it self Pass or Fail Humans" - by Hemantgiri Goswami<br />
  5. Luis Martin Moderator

    Yeap, I know it but from the woman side. (Brad Pitt)[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />].<br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important<br />Bertrand Russell<br /></font id="size1"><br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br /><br /><br />
  6. FrankKalis Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />] ...although I can't understand the hype about Jennifer Lopez. But I'm glad that tastes are different. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />Frank Kalis<br />Microsoft SQL Server MVP<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />Ich unterstütze PASS Deutschland e.V. <a target="_blank" href=http://www.sqlpass.de>http://www.sqlpass.de</a>) <br />
  7. babusamuel New Member

    The moral of the story is really good

    N.Babu Godson Samuel
  8. mmarovic Active Member

    agree about Jennifer [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  9. Reddy New Member

    First half is known to me but second half looks new.I guess second half is ur own script,anyways thts gud.

    "He laughs best who laughs last"

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