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Misc. humour for this long weekend

Discussion in 'The Lighter Side of Being a DBA' started by satya, Aug 27, 2004.

  1. satya Moderator

    .. Get a coffee/beer/wine/whiskey whatever you favour and pull a chair .. for entertainment...[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />]<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.home.gil.com.au/~bfillery/mischumr.htm>http://www.home.gil.com.au/~bfillery/mischumr.htm</a><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]
  2. ChrisFretwell New Member

    I have to ask, since it isnt one here, what long weekend are you celebrating satya?
  3. Luis Martin Moderator

    One DBA teacher ask to his students:

    Suppose you have a box with 4 processor, 8Gby RAM, 4 RAID 10 and 8 RAID 5, Windows 2003, SQL 2000 Enterprise and 2 databases, 300 Gbytes each.
    How old I'm?

    One student said: 44 years old.
    Fine!!!! said teacher, how do you know?
    Because I have a half stupid brother with 22 years old.


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  4. satya Moderator

    Chris<br /><br />We got long weekend... today is bank holiday... liesure from home. [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  5. FrankKalis Moderator

    satya, ever considered to take this test?<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=103>http://www.fuali.com/test.aspx?id=103</a><br /><br />Last time I took it, I scored 52%<br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  6. satya Moderator

    [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]... n number of times I tried answering all the questions and got this response...<br /><b>Server Application Unavailable ...</b> [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].... this was more fun than original questions..<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  7. FrankKalis Moderator

    Come on, satya, walk through the test and post the result here.<br />Nothing wrong being a geek, I'd say [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  8. satya Moderator

    Oh.. then in that case I would ask you too get the answers posted.
    I just wanted to see how I scored based on your score..... twas fun though...typical questions to laugh at.

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  9. FrankKalis Moderator

    hey, what about privacy [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  10. satya Moderator

    Well, I will try again this evening...and let you know.. %<br />Have fun for questions 5 to 9.... and be honest while answering[}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />][<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-3.gif' alt=':eek:' />)].<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  11. FrankKalis Moderator

    Personally I like question 26 and 27 <br /><br />[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]<br /><br /><br />--<br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  12. Luis Martin Moderator

    31% is bad?


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  13. FrankKalis Moderator

    You know 31% of all girls that have webcams? Wow, I wouldn't call that bad, Luis! [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-5.gif' alt=';)' />]<br /><br />--<br />--Frank<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.insidesql.de>http://www.insidesql.de</a><br />
  14. Luis Martin Moderator

    Well, as you know I'm 55 years old, so is time to use imagination[<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br />
  15. FrankKalis Moderator

  16. satya Moderator

    Frank<br /><br />I scored 54% once and 59% twice on this page [<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-2.gif' alt=':D' />]... fun though.<br /><br /><hr noshade size="1"><b>Satya SKJ</b><br />Moderator<br /<a target="_blank" href=http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum>http://www.SQL-Server-Performance.Com/forum</a><br /><center><font color="teal"><font size="1">This posting is provided “AS IS” with no rights for the sake of <i>knowledge sharing.</i></font id="size1"></font id="teal"></center>
  17. Thomas2000 New Member

    Scored 45%. Comment was: "You probably work in computers, or a history deptartment at a college. You never really fit in with the "normal" crowd. But you have friends, and this is a good thing."

    Well, thanks.

    Thomas
  18. Luis Martin Moderator

    Same comment with 31%.<br />So, is time to know comments from guys with 54% or more[}<img src='/community/emoticons/emotion-1.gif' alt=':)' />].<br /><br /><br />Luis Martin<br />Moderator<br />SQL-Server-Performance.com<br /><br /><font size="1">All postings are provided “AS IS” with no warranties for accuracy.</font id="size1"><br /><br />

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